Weeks ago I was heading to some queer thing with sister. In central station were some guys who tried to fob off phone-bill-contract or whatever it's called. Out of nowhere one half-black guy said "Damn u're fine." I saied "U too." and then he "Give me a kiss.". Just like that. People keep suprising me. My sister has the same contract so I decided to do it too. In the middle of writing down my information another contract-guy asked "Are u single?". Nice way to make girls sign the contract. As u see, it totally worked with me. Then they asked if my and my sister are a couple. Like wtf? Way too many ppl have thought that we're together. So weird! By now I have cancelled that stupid contract. It may be better than the one I have, plus I would get a new phone, but I don't really need it. I'm totally happy with the one I have.
I've been discovering Uppsalas sex shop "Lustgården" lately. I just love that place. Mostely because of the shopkeeper. She's so cool! "I've tried to put that condom on my head. I had to use 3...". The stuff there are friking amazing. I even found an awesome party-dress. Plus I got a wicked idea there. Evil me. If u play with me, I play u back.
"Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are."
Tomorrow is a big day. I'll get my salary and I have already planed how to chop half of it. Good job, huh! I'm getting a tattoo finally. Deam, how excited I am! The whole week is going to be amazing!
Mi luv da song!
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